A classic with a twist.

neumannisscary.com

2010-07-21T21:15:00.001+08:00

HAAH I TOOK AWAY MY TAGBOARD BITCHES!

WHAT NOW SPAMMERZ!

Woo tomorrow got inter-house,

steady ah, lets own their asses.

Right, aliff?

H0B0!

2010-06-24T00:29:00.002+08:00

Oh my my tagboard is being screwed up by some hoboz,

ah, like i care.

So.. Haven't blogged in, quite some time.

Im not even sure if anyone still visits

but if you're reading then you still are! :)

Urgh school's going to start already..

TSK.

SHIT

THIS

SHIT.

BANG BANG YOU

2010-05-22T22:43:00.001+08:00

DIE

Av - vA

2010-01-05T22:30:00.000+08:00

Tsk school's here, again.

and it sucks, yes.

Homework, waking up early,

walking to the bus stop, walking to school

from the bus stop.

Urgh then if theres rain,

no escape.

Cannot sia all this,

this is shit.

Shit.

Dang it mann.

tsk come lah waliaos ay

2009-12-17T00:00:00.003+08:00

Come come come anyone wants to come over to play baseball?!

or have a bbq at my balcony? :D

Grinnin red, climb the dead head

2009-11-29T01:15:00.002+08:00

AWAY FROM 30/11 TO 1/12~
Please don't call or sms cos you'll just be wasting your money and/or time
cozzzz.. i will reply.
:) Cheers mat'ey!

1HUND(RED) + 1 : 1OH!1

2009-11-20T23:21:00.004+08:00

So this is a continuation of the post earlier,

:) before i went to eat dinner.

Aww i am so full right now,

or at least just now.

If you can visit my Facebook, the post on

the 2012 quiz, yeah you can see Reef being super high

and crazy, like some mad cow.

REALLY.

With his beautiful and excellent thai accent(wtf!)

wtf man,

wtf,

like wtf.

like YOU ARE STOOPIED!

Alrighteous imma signing offz,

GootenTAK

Clarence. :D

1HUND(RED)

2009-11-20T18:28:00.004+08:00

YEAH 100th POST BITCHES!

So i haven been posting, not counting the latest post.

So for my 100th post!, i will be, posting, stuff.

Tsk i'm kinda lazy though..

Whatever, well alright.. Err, It's the, 12th day of holiday?

Yeah it will pass, extremely soon.

Oh yeah, and i'll be away from the 31st/1st Nov/Dec to the 4th Dec

Going to Genting, oh yeah babehh

Oh so i'm going to 3E2 next year,

with many people i want to be with,

and people i dont want to be with aren there :)

WAHAHAHAHAHA,

Aww man, i gotta go.

I'll either edit this post, or post the 101th post.

Alrightee, off to Sushi Tei! :D

YEAHHHHH

VAMPIRE WEEKEND

NARNIA

CLARENCE.

99

2009-11-09T22:49:00.001+08:00

YES 99th POST!

But it's just an update, i promise i'll write more in the next post.

So yeah goodday mate.

YEAH HOLIDAYS ARE IN BITCHES!

You think too much.

2009-10-16T22:31:00.000+08:00

Hey err this is just an update, so yeah, i'll prolly blog some other time.
WOO EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVER BITCHES!

AVA AVA AVA AVA AVA AVA AVA

2009-09-03T17:55:00.000+08:00

LAYISS AN GENEMEN! INTRODUSHING ZHE BESH LOCRAL BAND!
AVA!
The
A VACANT AFFAIR
Interview
on RazorTV

Part 1:
Who are A Vacant Affair?
http://www.razor.tv/site/servlet/segment/main/entertainment/35448.html

Part 2:
Loss, abuse & departure
http://www.razor.tv/site/servlet/segment/main/entertainment/35458.html

Part 3:
Who loves who? Who hates who?
http://www.razor.tv/site/servlet/segment/main/entertainment/35462.html

Part 4:
Will the band do Mandopop?
http://www.razor.tv/site/servlet/segment/main/entertainment/35468.html

Part 5:
Mystery of the missing bassist
http://www.razor.tv/site/servlet/segment/main/entertainment/35466.html

Part 6:
Who's that girl?
http://www.razor.tv/site/servlet/segment/main/entertainment/35470.html

WOO CHEERS!

AY KUA SIMI KUA?! Hi. :D

2009-08-27T22:09:00.000+08:00

http://redsports.sg/2009/08/20/posb-redsportsxv-rugby/

GO GO! VOTE VOTE VOTE!(For the Montfort people)
Fenghua you better thank me.

Black cat in a circle - Dagger with a pretender

2009-08-26T19:32:00.001+08:00

Vassüp!
Itz fuckyzeit!

Hey :D I bet you don't understand what i just said, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wassever.

Aww.. maths test tomorrow, just when i thought all the testes are ober. Tsk. What more, i did'n bring my maths book home to study! OHMYGOSH. I blame Jansheer if i fail. But TOUCH WOOD BITCH :) The week's passing soon, and time is really flying~ Oh my major event for me on Monday.. And i'm talking like Benjamin Wong or Jun Yong now(if they see this then im so dead) :P

SMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSM

MANHATTANPORTAGEMANHATTANPORTAGE:!>:!>:

Bye,

Clarence.

I put bodies, into motion

2009-08-15T23:24:00.000+08:00

Hey i am using Safari again to blog. Argh i have a really bad blocked nose now.. Tsk. Yeah MTV showed The Killers live in Ireland just now at 9p.m., YEAH! The Killers rocks! Yes i drew a damn nice picture during history lesson on Friday :D I'll try to show you. Oh my, channel 5's showing Silent Hill now. Recount of yesterday, after school.. Went to VivoCity with Tanyakorn and Reef.. ate dinner at this herbal restaurant. Damn expensive =.= like a plate of beef hor fun - $6(it's okay but.. the serving is damn small). Then we three shared this pot of tea for $8, but luckily it was free refill for hot water. The tea was brewed in this cool thing, i don't know how to describe it. After that reef and i watched Up 3D at 9.30p.m. Yeah it was nice, funny. I don't think the 3D was very worth the money, we didn't even get to keep the glasses =.= Using Safari can irritate the shit out of you man, they correct your english like one dog. "i'm" is wrong, it should be "I'm" Wah, I'm damn irritated now lol. I got home at like 12+.. and needed to pee badly. Yeah so that's all for yesterday. Today.. was boring. Woke up, had breakfast. Went to Heartland Mall for lunch then went home. Then used the com, ate dinner, and then watched World Stage(OH YEAH) and blogging now. Yup so that's all, oh shit, i got home economics test on Tuesday, I'm so screwed, bye.
Clarence.

Meow meow i bark @ your balaclava*

2009-08-12T22:26:00.000+08:00

I'm using Safari Browser right now, so i can't make the post in the middle, but it's okay i guess. Safari is like the best alternative if Internet Explorer screws up and lags like one dog. Alright, carrying on.. Nooo i got like possibly three tests tomorrow! Science, chinese and history. But history would be a piece of cake, considering i've been asking so many people for the answers LOL. Science.. Perhaps it would be "pretty easy"; as said by students from 2E5. CHINESE; sure die. Chinese is just one of those subjects that no matter how hard you study but do not have a single one interest in it, you still will not progress. I hope i can at least pass lah, if i fail then uhhhh, too bad lah. Tskkkkkk science and chinese testtttttt! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Safari's so sensitive, like Microsoft Word =.= Red here red there. Okay, i better go now.
bye,
Crarence; it's not in the dictionary!

Tamed flames through lame names

2009-08-10T00:26:00.005+08:00

Woah haven been blogging in a

longgggggggggggggggggg

time. Like since 14 July.

But im back, and i need to know

how many ppl actually visit my blog.

So could you guys please do me a favour?

If you have read till this line, or the next,

please tag and say something like..

"91", or "i've read it".

Something like that lah, k? thanks. :D

So i can keep the flames alive.

Urgh im using Safari to blog now,

and hmm.. it's based on English(US)..

and there are a lot of red underlined words lol.

Hmm okay.. let's see..

Ohya, Happy Birthday Singapore!!

Actually, it's already 32 minutes passed 9 August.

Urgh, i'm using yellow and it's hurting my eyes O.O!!

=.= Matthew is still going on about Isaac lmao.

So.. let's see, oh yeah.

Im going to watch G. I. Joe tomorrow,

hopes it's nice. My mom said it's nice,

but she exaggerates at times.

I hope i do bump into someone tomorrow :D

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

Okay lah, i think i shall stop blogging already,

for today.

bye,

Clarence.

Don't you want to come with me? Don't you want to feel my bones?

Back of the hurricane, that started turning when you were young

I see London, i see Sam's Town.

When your chips are down, when your highs are low, joy ride.

Dream maker gonna make you mad, Spaceman said everybody look down

Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that looks like a girlfriend

Seattlantis

2009-07-14T18:44:00.004+08:00

90!

yeah alright tehtehtehtehtehtehtehtehteh

BONES.

But i don't really like you,

apologetically dressed in the best,

but on a heartbeat glide,

without an answer,

the thunder speaks for the sky,

and on the cold wet dirt i cry.

Okay i am very lazy to post anything,

and very lazy to do stuff on ffs.

tsk, i dont know what to do now.

Okay i know,

our new temporary maths teacher

SUCKS. :)

She speaks so freaking soft,

and stammers.. and quite unclear.

Whattheheck lah..

=.= rubbish man.

LOL

LOL.

DOG

ASS

CRY

CROW

TOY

RUN

FALL

YOUR

CREAM

AND

SHOCK

THE

MEOW

LIPS

BAKE

Happy 90th post! :D

Clarence.

2009-07-08T21:20:00.002+08:00

There is one thing, that i dont understand.

If schools want to minimise contact by arranging us

in the exam manner, just ask us not to come to sch lah.

Ohmy, it's really dumb actually =.=

Carrrying on with today's post.

:D Yeah finally, i watched two movies in 1 day LOL

Watch Transformers(FINALLY) and Ice Age 3.

hmm Up seems interesting and nice.

The fatboy looks very cute LOL

Yeah now i can play EXPERT DRUMS

ON ROCKBAND! :D WOOHOO!

Okay i have completely forgotten what i wanted to write

so...

Bye!

Clarence.

2009-07-05T18:01:00.000+08:00

Update.

Tomorrow's a big day O.O

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Neon Gorilla Ghost

2009-06-29T22:03:00.004+08:00

SCHOOL'S SHOULD BE CLOSE.

It so should be.

whatever.

YEAH, alright,

announcement -

I got a Nikon D60 :D

YEAH WOOHOO!

Im having so much fun with it, oh yeah.

Bleah what is with those

bloody twits using olden literature?

fucking gross.

Love the title :)

Im so ready for e-learning c'monnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Im starting to love Safari too

hehehehehehehe lol.

Isaac is failing, now, day by day,

with the suicide fail in my dreams. xP

Ivan might fail.

NOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK

2E3'S SCIENCE TEACHER IS

MISS FUCKING YEO!

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm starting to "next-level-like" A Vacant Affair :D

They're pretty awesome once you start listening to them.

So you should!

Alright i shall stop now,

gotta get ready for shitty lessons tomorrow.

-> I know after i said 'shitty lessons' something bad

will happen to me tomorrow. So yeah..

bye.

Clarence

2009-06-28T22:02:00.000+08:00

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehheheheeeehehhhehehehe

2009-06-27T00:11:00.001+08:00

:D WOOWOOWOO

BIRRSUDEY

2009-06-26T23:27:00.002+08:00

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

2009-06-24T20:13:00.000+08:00

grrrrrrr

damn, i feel so lazy today.

Only finished my compo,

so im left with a compre..

a 16 questions one w/ summary.

Tsk.

But i did clean 1 fan today,

and still gotta clean another tmr.

FUCKFUCKFUCK

80

2009-06-23T16:24:00.003+08:00

BITCH,

K_ _ _

B _ O _

_ _ _.

TSK.

Whyyyyyyyyyyy,

an extra week of holiday

wont hurt right? bitchass.

I went to the flyer yesterday :)

Yeah. It was alright, except it was quite fast actually.

30 minutes passed quite fast.

Now im half done with my chinese homework,

just gotta hopefully finish it by tonight.

Hmm, im left with.. an english compo and compre.

and viola! done, but theres only 3 more days!

(I dont wanna do homework on weekends -

especially it's the last weekend of the hols.!)

and i still gotta clean 2 fans.. sigh,

and 2 terapins, SHIT LAH.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

808080808080808080,

Kkkkkkllllllllaaaaaaa rrrrrreeeeennnnccccceeee.

WWHHAATTTTHHEEFFUUCCKK??!!??!!??!!

2009-06-19T21:52:00.001+08:00

I THOUGHT TODAY WAS THURSDAY. :(

Until i was talking to Reuben on the phone when i

asked about Ninja Warrior and he said it was yesterday..

and reminded me today was Friday. DAMN.

I got so jacked, for the whole day i thought it was freaking THURSDAY.

Wah.. So theres like 1 more week to school, urgh.

Haven finish homework too.. TSK THIS SUCKS MAN

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

D60D60D60D60

NIKONNIKONNIKON

,.,.,.,.,.,.,

Clarence.ee.eee.eeee.eeeee.

2009-06-17T00:25:00.003+08:00

Firstly i would like to say that Reuben

FAILED.

SCREWED.

JACKED.

REGRET.

Okay.

I became interested after the photography 'lecture'

during the AV camp.. I really want a DSLR now..

Perhaps a Nikon D60?

Could anyone with experience please share your views on it?

please.

I really need opinions and stuff,

im so noooooooooob~

Woohoo, did an ollie today :)

But failed too, if im not wrong.. I

failed more than succeeded lmao.

Tsk damn wasted lah haiyo..

Ah okay lah bye.

Signing off,

Clarence.

cla

clar

clare

claren

clarenc

clarence

clarence r

clarence ro

clarence roc

clarence rock

clarence rocks

clarence rocks!

clarence rocks!!

clarence rocks!!!

<- Okay that was tiring lmao. BUT VERY NICE

LINFORD CHOO&JARYL ONG

2009-06-12T00:01:00.002+08:00

So i'm back from AV Camp 09'
Had lotsa fun, especially the water games
and err movie night?
Went to Sakura at Downtown East for dinner
for the second night, :D everyone ate till they were damn full.
I was not an exception.
I was so damnnnn full afterward coming back to school.
On the way back from Downtown East
Reuben and i were slapping each other.
But obviously i won, cos of help/Reuben sucks,
;D You choose.
Hehe so there's interesting news about Ivan..
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
C, C, C!!
1, 2 or 3?!
Let's voteeee!

1 - Cass.
2 - C, Lor.
3 - CFen

Don't know why my computer hung just now..
Im sorta interested in photography after a brief
introduction/teaching by Mr Khoo.
I wanna get a cheap DSLR,
so does anyone know any? :)
So remember to vote,
1, 2 or 3.
Just tag at my board, kk.
Signing off,
Clarenceee.

Jacob (Wo)Mann LOLLLL

2009-06-06T00:29:00.002+08:00

Woo so today i watched Wipeout.

;) Its something like Ninja Warrior

but like an american version, but you can

continue even if you fail the part.

The funniest contestant was none other than,

Jacob Mann!

You can check out why in the previous post,

the video i inserted for you guys to enjoy ;D

But lol, it was really extremely funnyyy.

Alright so after that i went to school for PTM.

7 in class, 38 in level.

Hmm last year was

6 in class, 18 in level ;D

But whatever, i failed chinese, F9, so yeah..

Ooo i just jacked Reuben.

Yeah went to ps after that, ate at

ehhhhh... Secret Recipes.

Yeah woohoo i got a pair of shorts

- and yes, it's above the knee(like finally).

Afterwards went to Centrepoint, damn boring.

So my sister and i walked to Heeren,

YES HMV!

Finally found&bought Reasons To Leave,

an album by A Vacant Affair; a local band.

They are awesome still, and im listening to the CD now.

Their range is pretty wide,

rock to screamo, to slow to some other thing lol.

On top of that i still got a Manhatton Portage voucher :D

$20 Off my next purchase of any bag i think.

I already got my eyes on one... ;) ;) ;)

heheheheheheheheheheeh.

Aww i hope i can make it for Clement's band's gigggg

tskkkkkk. sigh.

K i paused and i got nothing else to say so..

Signing off,

*Damn the song's guitar is nice* - Nothing to do with signing off.

Clarence.

JACOB "CRUNCH TIME" MANN

2009-06-05T23:49:00.002+08:00

MORE FAIL!

2009-06-04T15:19:00.001+08:00

FAIL!

2009-06-04T14:52:00.001+08:00

Red rum sir, is murder. ☺

2009-06-03T23:02:00.003+08:00

Why so deaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Ooo Isaac and Kuo Chye's coming to my house tmr again,

hohohoho, die, gotta hide all my cups.

OMGGGGGGGGG(!)

Bleah the "(!)" is copyrighted, by Ivan.

Yeah

7007070070070070007007 [C]

2009-05-31T13:36:00.002+08:00

Cont.. 7007070070070070007007,

We swinged Isaac at the playground and..

we swinged him a little high with an average speed,

but he was so scared he lost grip(don't know how it happened),

and leaned back and fell.

LOL and his pants(the ass part) fell off(did'n break/tear),

revealing his underwear(the portion that covered his ass).

LOL, but lucky for him the 3 girls that were there a moment ago

left already, unless he would be sooooooo

EMBARASSED.

So yeah, Isaac is clumsy&funny&stupid&fat

retarded&fat&(Ivan is also stupid)&fat.

Ivan pierced his ear with a needle, then

his whole shirt was covered in blood.

SmartARSE.

Alright signinggggg offfffff,

lemon chicken

Clarence. :)

YEAH KUOKUO KRUNCH!

7007070070070070007007

2009-05-30T23:48:00.002+08:00

70th POST!

Yeah alright.

I love Arial(it's the font - not a girl)

Went to the expo today for the food festival,

woahhhh hardcore; damn a lot of ppl.

Step step everywhere, push block tug.

I would beat them if i could.

There were a few free samples,

let me name some. :

Milk, seaweed, milo(long queue),

fish crackers, chicken ginseng soup,

can't remember all lah.

Reuben's dn : Fattening.

So Isaac and Kuo Chye came to my house yesterday..

along with Reef, to play Rock Band.

Isaac, - fat.

No offence, but he knocked down a cup

trying to save the guitar from dropping.

Sigh.. and he broke my gundam. :X

I don't play with them anymore, it was bought..

A LONGGGGGGGG LONGGGGG LONGGGGGGGGG

TIME AGO.

Arhar yeah.

We also cremated a dead lizard,

all thanks to our professional monk,

REEF.

and the professional mourners.

: Kuo Chye, Reef, me.

Isaac was just lazing around somewhere.

He was super scared of it, and he got jacked.

We faked that a butterfly was near him,

and he just gave that sarcastic

scared reaction. Then when a real butterfly came,

HE RAN. STUPID.

But i would have to say he's better than Reef,

Reef would run like 10m away. lol.

HAHA and now Kuo Chye wants to come back to my house

to play Rock Band, yeah many ppl are like that.

The ending of Little Miss Sunshine

is priceless. LOLLLLLLLLLL.

Reuben is a fex addict.

fex - fats&sex

and he raped 2 man

alright signing off,

Clarenceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

YEAH OKAY!

2009-05-27T18:45:00.002+08:00

In the business of misery,
the second from the top.
Isaac was exceptionally irritating today..
with his 'ma! ma! meh!'
'i love rock band'
it may all seem normal, but..
HE SAYS IT IN A FUCKING IRRITATING
HIGH-PITCHED VOICE.
You know it isaac!
tsk stayed back after school to finish up
the IT project.. slack and spent about 1 hour ++ there.
LOL never knew&thought Mr Tan listens
to TAYLOR SWIFT.
yeahhhhhh so far i only failed chinese which is,
OKAY!
Althought i got a B4 for english..
but so did Reuben, and Isaac got LOWER!
C5, and C6 for literatureeeeee!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
Using Mozilla to blog is irritating man,
they use dictionary, which underlines your word
RED if it's in the wrong tense/spelling.
SHIT im typing in white so i can't see what i'm typing.
Nvm i'll sign off now,
bye.

RESTAURANT CITY ROCKS!
SO DOES POKEMON PEARL! :X

2009-05-24T23:01:00.001+08:00

Yeah new song(if you get what i mean).

Pokemon Pearl rocks. :X

OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~ OLE~ OLE!!~

2009-05-16T22:39:00.003+08:00

MACHESTER UNITED ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

WOOHOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FAIL-L

2009-05-13T22:31:00.003+08:00

Hey guys haven blogged in a while.

Been busy.

Exams now, had chinese today..

and im sure to fail my paper 2.

had english yesterday, ~ ~

i mean, im okay in english so yeah.

YEAH ADAM LAMBERT ROCKS!

If he wins, Isaac is going to give me $25. :D

He betted on Anoop which.. bye bye! - how many weeks ago.

My phone is crazy now.

jamming, hanging frequently (everyday at least once)

Something's wrong lah.

Hehe Reuben's adventure is getting interesting now..

LOL the S Factor's ad. is damn retarded

uhhhh tomorrow's maths, woo 1030 end already but...

It wont be a comfortable calm hour and a half.

Yeah i got a new song in Rock Band..

"Take Me Out"

by Franz Ferdinand.

Awesome song, fun note chart.

I do not regret, unlike the Offspring's song..

tsk hammerhead.

Woo and yeah went for my first (if im not wrong)

midnight movie :D

with my mummy! and sister.

X-Men Origins : Wolverine

Confusing storyline indeed, the way my aunt put it.

Awesome action scenes, a must watch.

I would recommend.

Quite funny at times too.

But if you dont like Wolverine then..

hehe guess what? Don't get near the movie.

I better go now, Matthew wants the new

Daughtry song.. ah, alright.

Bye,

Good luck for your exams! :D

2009-04-27T18:21:00.002+08:00

Expected.. my hair got cut today.

Now my back and sides are

SUPEEEEEEEEER STRAIGHT.

Today's swimming test was

EXTREEEEEMELY EASY.

and after swimming i followed

Dk to hougang mall for lunch.

We went to Macs then..

when i wanted to place my tray on the table..

I dropped my freaking green tea.

BOOM, smashed on the floor.

All gone, except like 1/9 -

which is retardedly little.

Damn wasted sia.. damn.

So im going to cut my hair afterwards..

I dont know how to tell the person how to cut sia.

O.o

Tomorrow got NAPFA.. i'll probably pass all,

but im afraid of getting a low grade for..

1. Shuttle run.

2. Standing broad jump

3. Sit-ups

Although i think i can do okay for number 3.

K bye.

2009-04-26T00:06:00.003+08:00

It's been 10 days since i last posted and.. Isaac's birthday is over!

HAHA!

Isaac treated me, Danial, Reuben and Fathur to

dinner today, Pizza Hut.

Total bill - $91.

He was so annoyed that we'd sing him a

birthday song in Pizza Hut but in the end..

the Pizza Hut staff came with a mini

square cake and we sang.

and after that, you see him with a

smile on his face. LMAO.

Danial missed a ps3 twice in Stacker.

Which is highly impossible to get lol.

So i won Isaac in Outrun 2 :D

hehe.

My nose is blocked, my laptop cant connect to the internet..

sigh. I shall.. go to sleep soon, bye.

p.s, i think i'll fail my maths test lol.

2009-04-16T22:01:00.002+08:00

There's a science test and maths test next week,

and.. i have a feeling that im going to

fail science. and there may be a surprise pop quiz

for geog next week too which also,

may fail.

But science is like, 75% sure that i will fail.

Mr Lim didn come for 2 weeks to teach and he's

testing us on the topic he didn cover much,

LIKE WTF?

YEAH MANCHESTER WON PORTO.

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aight,

byebye.

whispererrs

2009-04-11T23:25:00.002+08:00

Yeah i used my movie voucher. :D

Free woohoo, and cheap nachos,

but cool cheese, not hot, which was gross.

Watched

Knowing w/ the

it was awesome. nice, very nice.

it was super loud, especially when

the heatwaves crashed the builiding windows

which was made of glass.

The ending was kinda weird,

if you wanna know then go watch it.

I wont tell you guys.

Bye.

2009-04-08T21:23:00.001+08:00

Yeah guess who won CWC?!

Its none other than...

Team 4! <- That's not my team.

and Team 9, which is my team!

YEAH.

WOO.

FREE

MOVIE

CHEAPER

SNACKS

YOUR

FACES.

GOODBYE

WAS

FREAKED

OUT

JUST

NOW,

DAMMIT.

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2009-04-05T00:05:00.002+08:00

Woo aight im back from theeeeeeee

exhuasting 4-days-3-nights camp at CCAC.

Actually the camp was okay,

better than i expected.

Turns out im okay with high elements now.

I did flying fox, pampers pole

- I didn hold on to it but got hold of it.

Kayaking, the last day, was kinda fun.

I just saw what you'd do if you take 2 star kayaking,

DIE.

Carrying on with camp,

had to do makan cheer for almost every meal,

which suck so bad cos we had to do it repeatedly

cos we suck, lmao.

Our instructors, : Our = 2E1

were alright, although one was KILLER.

He can use his right hand and stretch from..

over-head-to-left-ear-and-from-there-his-right-ear.

Crazy right?

and he can clap with his hands(straight up) behind his back.

Freak LOL.

Sebastian was pissed during the camp, cos of Larry,

i wont tell what happened.

He(Sebastian) threw up at sea, in his kayak, and had to capsize to get rid of the bee hoon he ate for breakfast, LOLLLLL.

CWC's on Monday.. i do hope i win,

get the prizzzzzeeeeeeeeeee.

Signing off,

Clarence.

Phoenix down

2009-03-28T12:46:00.002+08:00

YEAH BERTHOMIEU lost.

=.=

So yesterday we had our sports day,

ovbiously from the first line you could tell that we got owned.

Pretty bad in fact LOL

Proulx house won..

I think they won last year too. chee.

But i bought a packet of jackfruit,

which many ppl did now know what was that.

Amazing aint it?

It was quite worth it though, quite a lot for..

2 BUCKS! $2 $2 $2

Lol Jun Wei tried it, first time in his life, he was so damn amazed, what a wonderful taste lol. So he went to buy a packet too.. after eating about 3, he was struggling, and gave LAZY GIDEON like 1/4 of the packet, that asshole. =.=

So i got to tell you guys about this son of a bitch.

While me paolo ben lin leon jansheer don jun wei nicholas

gideon fathur jun yong was walking to the stadium.. we came across..

this, old douchebag.

I had the "baseball" bat and the ball.. i was kicking the ball,

so this guy come towards us riding his lousy bicycle..

so i accidentally tap the ball towards the direction

of the guy who is coming towards us.

I had to use the bat to sweep away the ball

BUT

unfortunately his knee knocked my leg.

He got off his ass vehicle and called me back,

so i went to him and he started blabbing..

"Don't think i dont know you purposly came into my way",

so i was absolutely amazed, i certainly didn,

so i tried to explain buttttttttttttttt, he was so damn fast,

he cut me off after i said 3 words =.=

He carried on, "Don't think you hold the bat then i am afraid of you",

again, WTF.

I mean he has a child with him, he certainly no doubt has balls,

who said he was scared of me? seriously.

So i didn say anything, what could i say?

So i kept quiet, he stared at me, so i had to apologize,

i did so, then he just nod his head, and asked me to wait,

i stood there then he said, "have fun with your sport."

O.O

He really said that!!

So we were all clueless to what happened,

I on the other hand was very pissed, cos that old dick knew nothing and started bitching.

=.= what a way to start the sports day tch..

Anyway, i couldn blame him as much as i wished cos..

Number 1 - He's old

2 - He's dumb

3 - He's stupid

4 - He's an idiot.

So that's all to this extremly weird but amazing post.

Bye.

DUMB BITCH.

ULTRA BEATDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNAGE

2009-03-23T21:38:00.001+08:00

2009 Grammy Nominee metal band DragonForce returns to Singapore with a one-night only concert at D’Marquee, Downtown East on Saturday, 11th April 2009. Nominated for Best Metal Performance for the track ‘Heroes of Our Time’ in the coming Grammy awards on 8th February, DragonForce has achieved incredible worldwide success over the past two years with their explosive and entertaining live shows.The Singapore leg of the world tour will feature songs from their latest album ‘Ultra Beatdown’ as well as hits from their previous albums. Their last album ‘Inhuman Rampage’ sold in excess of 350,000 copies in America alone, over 85,000 in the UK and 600,000 worldwide, spawning the US Gold single ‘Through The Fire and Flames’, thus giving DragonForce the cachet of being the most successful new British metal act in America for two decades!‘Ultra Beatdown’ is the album that has taken DragonForce to new heights, and has escalated to the Top 20 charts in the UK, USA, Canada, Australia, Taiwan, Singapore and the Top 10 in Japan.
Dragonforce’s Hong Kong born guitar virtuoso Herman Li stated “I always knew we would have a good shot at success in the Far East, the people there like a good show and appreciate good music. Many bands don’t pay enough attention to the countries in that area of the world! The last Far East tour in 2007 came at the end of an 18 month long World Tour, but we all promised fans we would play there live and honoured that promise. I’m looking forward to playing Hong Kong, but we’ll put on a great show for all the fans in China, Taiwan, Thailand and Singapore! It is great to be back!”
DragonForce’s appeal extends beyond music fans; Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock fanatics will definitely recognise the song ‘Through the Fire and Flames’ from their ‘Inhuman Rampage’ album. This is listed as the most popular song on the game’s official website. With the game spanning all three major consoles: Xbox 360, Wii and Playstation 2, the latter song will possibly be the best exposed Metal single to gamers, being notorious as the most difficult to play in the game.
Do not miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to witness the most exciting and explosive live band in rock music today! Grab your tickets now before it’s’ too late!
So anyone wanna go? :D

Details here
http://www.tdc.sg/events/details.aspx?eid=5345

2009-03-22T01:14:00.001+08:00

Oooo in future im gonna post in this size of font. :D Like it or not

"But! it wasnnnn my problemmm~"

2009-03-22T00:58:00.002+08:00

O.O MANCHESTER UNITED LOST TO FULHAM, 2- 0, AFTER LOSING TO LIVERPOOL LAST WEEK, OOOOOOOOOOO, yeah so what's going to happen to the tiltle chaseee ? ? ?

So i went to Vivo today, for lunch.. and to accompany Iggy, cos he wanted/needed to go to support his friends's school in DanceWorks 09'.

So we went there, it started at 1pm, we reached the Amphitheartre like at 1.10pm?

Sooooo many ppl lol, so we stood outside, lol after 1 team danced finish, the host was like, okay, 1 down, 24 to go.

=.= 24.

So we went in, saw ppl dance, the girls behind me were screaming like mad, my ears to be frank, NEARLY EXPLODED. I could hear something in my ear like vibrating wtf.

So unfortunately they(iggy's friend-friend) didn get in, aww so sad.

I mean their dancing yeah wasn that bad, iggy said that the theme wasn there.

Theme - Dance your way to a drug-free life.

Lol okay, bye.

"Ah dey! Don't Die Ah!"

2009-03-17T23:11:00.003+08:00

Yeah i went to macs for breakfast today..

Then to kfc, then bought lunch, went back home, ate it.

Used the com, packed my back, left the house,

Played tennis, Fathur climbed down the fence,

Had a rip-off dinner, blogging, msning, fbing,

Signing off.

-Clarence.

"Throw here, not there, here!"

2009-03-16T23:13:00.002+08:00

Here's a raft recap for the day, tsk.

I went to KFC with Isaac for breakfast, had the a.m twister meal with coffee, aww the coffee, without putting any sugar/creamer, siao, dammnnnn bitter.

Came home, played Rockband™ till 3pm.

Went swimming with Fathur and Isaac, till 7. - from 4pm

Ending my post now, ah im lazy to blog now.

Stupid FilterKeys,

- Clarence. :D

Lucky niaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2009-03-14T23:13:00.002+08:00

MANCHESTER UNITED LOST TO LIVERPOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, 4 - 1!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLEEEEEEEEE!!! Hmm i hope i get good results for geog after what happened, for those from 2E1 you would understand what im trying to say right.. ;)
Hint - Mr Pang

Recap of the day

I went to Suntec City in the afternoon, bought a pair of NB shoes from Royal Sporting House, 2 t-shirts from Topman! :D Yeah!

Topman was having some promotion lah, explains 2 t-shirts.

Suntec City was retardedly crowded cos of the IT show.. I had Fish&Co. for lunch, nice, very nice.

I had an arguement with who Isaac calls 'double J' cos he doesn want to be sued(me too). He's 1 giant bitch, he thinks he's so damn holy =.=

'You know why i invite ppl to my church? Cos i wanna help them go to heaven' =.= KAAHHHHHHHHHPUI SIA. 'I was borned to serve God.', 'You're jealous of me cos you got no God'

Tskkk.

He insults ppl without hesitation, he has no respect for anyone, he irritates, annoy and thinks he's very funny. When he irritates you and see that you get very pissed off at him, he likes it, he thinks he made you laugh, think he said something very funny but in actual fact, is not, AT ALL.

Sigh, nvm, you wont understand till you're classmates with him and mix with him, like the ppl from 2E1.

Forget it, let me talk about something else.

Yeah im gonna play tennis this Teusday :D With BenLin and Gideon.

I'm going out on Monday..

was supposed to have lunch tmr with my family but it's cancelled, so instead we're going to the market for breakfast..

I guess i'll sign off now,

Bye.

WTF ASSSTARTS

2009-03-11T19:10:00.002+08:00

I was so damn anticipating L4D like since Saturday, and i got it yesterday, i downloaded it, installed and all, then played. F - U - C - K : My graphics freaking sucks. My flashlight is a black square, my teammates and the zombies are white, except the faces for the zombies and some parts of their clothes for my teammates. They are all FLOATING, FLOATING I TELL YOU. No one is walking, even me! Blood isn red, its freaking black, smoker when dead gives out that green gas right? It's not green, IT'S FREAKING BLACK. And if i go into the smoke my whole screen just turns black. =.= =.= =.= =.= forget this, tmr is geog mid-year, good luck to you guys. Did you study? lol, damn i know i didn. lol.
Signing off, Clarence.

Blind blind blind bitches

2009-03-05T19:23:00.003+08:00

Hehehe today after LS Assembly we went for break and before i went up to the hall, i took Ivan's bag and put it somewhere else. When i took it 2 person were facing me and i thought Ivan saw me and someone else too, but apparently no.
When i finished AV i came down i saw Ivan he told me he lost his bag =.= i gave him back and jacked him :D YEAH! He called me a while later and like asked who did it lollllllll. Tomorrow got morning duty.. YEAH NOT DOING MASS WORKOUT SUCKERS lol. But i gotta report by 7.15am tsk.
Yeah im getting better in Rock Band drums - i can play a few songs on hard and survive, 90%+ somemore! :) Yeah.
My mom's not backkkkkkk man..
Okay its time to sync my iPod, bye.

Non-stop work.

2009-02-28T21:34:00.003+08:00

Ahhah yeah i got the waffle jacket from Nike today :D

My mum is ironing clothes behind me. lol.

Went to play l4d today at hougang green with Tanyakorn and Reef, LOL at the last stage we got owned, thrice. Even with god mode!! LOLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLLL. Well i could only play for an hour and a half.. i owe my mom like $300+ O.o

BYE.

Gree_ Gras_ An_ Hig_ Tide_ !!!

2009-02-27T22:33:00.003+08:00

My aunt is a rusher. She rushed us like mad and she cant relax, apparantly she thinks im stupid =.=
Matthew and Reef came to my house after school today to obviously, play Rock Band! Yeah! We used Trendsetterz and we rocked yeah :D We can now play for a sound guy, but we had no time. Okay maybe just maybe, no idea how, Matthew could be lousier in Rock Band than Reuben. O.o! Like wtf?! Yeah but we still could play. Im uploading a very extremely super duper siao char bor photo of Reuben doing a jumpshot, LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Bye. :) Im so happy.

FATBOY'S DOWNNN!!!!

2009-02-26T19:32:00.002+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ISAAC FELL TODAY.
After the Student's Investiture today, Isaac stayed back to wait for Reuben, and Reuben was doing AV. There was a red carpet in the hall. We were all slacking, so Isaac jumped off the stage, landed and i acted as if there was an earthquake, i fell to the floor and he came to me and boomed me. So i stood up, he ran away, towards the red carpet, and he ran on the red carpet and, BOOM! HE FELL!, and he hit a chair when he fell down. Aww.. it was fucking funny!
Okay i shall go eat dinner now bye.
Damn Yoga and the other councillors get to wear long pants, tskkk.

Feign surprise!

2009-02-23T22:16:00.002+08:00

So those people who got above 21 for their english composition - in 2E1, do you think Miss Chong pursposly didn bring the sweets or.. ?? ;D

Okay whatever. Today we presented our geog project, the president of Xanabula, Xanabululu, questioned us and DAMN!, we got jacked. LOL. I got jacked at least.

2009-02-21T23:57:00.002+08:00

Ignore the previous post.

I'm back from Plaza Singapura, :D Yeah went to watch Valkryie. Actually we were supposed to watch at Vivo - the 4.25pm show, but, we reached Vivo at 4.25pm and there was a long queue, so yeah.. We went to ps. When we went to Cathay for dinner, supposedly Astons, it was 5.35pm and there was a long queue, another 'long queue', irritating. So we could eat there, so we went down to eat at this japanese restaurant, where a plate of sushi costs 99cents, technically its $1 but, 99cents is obviously cheaper. Right? So we had to rush, cos by the time we started eating, it was 5.45pm already and the movie was 6.20pm. Well we reached in time and nice nice timing. The movie wasn that bad, Adolf Hitler's hair was awesome, damn nice, best in the world. It's like a mini mushroom with emo fringe. :D DAMN NICE RIGHT?! Well he was one lucky bitch, avoiding two explosions. =.= Tom Cruise got owned. Lol there were some funny parts, especially seeing Hitler's moustache, the one that length's the same as his lips yeah..
After the movie we went to Cathay again, to play Left 4 Dead, aww. It was damn nice, it's addictive. I wanna play it now, but i think my com sucks too much, cant support DAMN. Yeah well it was like 9 already so we just played for an hour. I reached home before 11pm and now im posting and singing off. Bye :D
YEAH!

Zzzzz.

2009-02-20T21:11:00.001+08:00

Days of Rock Band™.. Going by, drums, tsk.
Damn i forgot what i wanted to type err.. ah forget it. I'm ending it, bye.

OMG how suckssss can you be?

2009-02-13T23:01:00.002+08:00

Hihi im back.
So Reef came over yesterday to play Rock Band™ and today he and Reuben came over to play. :) Let me tell you, Reuben, not the best player. Lol. But anyway, we got a bus, the same bus that me and Reef got yesterday but different bands so yeah.. yesterday's band which consisted of me and Reef was called "Ferrero Rocher??" and today's band was called "Trandsetterz" lol. And yeah we got the song 'When You Were Young' by you better know who, unless you either do not listen to english songs or you got no taste in music :P
Aww im so tired after hours of Rock Band™ and 2 hours of soccer after that.
Oh yeah, i'll tell you what happened in the morning. I needed to go to the toilet but i was in school already so i guess i just control till dismissal, BUT, during mass workout, when we had to do the asshole-nehbu push-ups, after that. I couldn take it, i felt like vomiting, my vision was screwed, i couldn stand in the attention position. Wah then somemore we were celebrating total defence day today and so after mass workout the scouts, NPCC and NCDCC had to march in. I hate them. I guess it's just bad luck since its.. FRIDAY THE 13TH! O.o
DAMN.
I better sign off now before anything happens so.. Bye!

Hehehehehehe sneaky little sticks ;)

2009-02-12T22:52:00.001+08:00

Anyone know how to make a sneaky face with like symbols?

YEAH Reef came over to my house to play Rock Band™ :D
We played for hmm 3 hours? Yeah we got a bus! LOL. I was so anticipating the song 'Run to The Hills' by Iron Maiden BUT, the first part, i screwed it up. =.= It was so stupid, like i was like 'oh oh okay! This is it, i've been waiting for this woo!' then i started missing and Reef started laughing lol.
Damn.
Yeah im going to sleep now, bye.

WHAT!

2009-02-11T22:05:00.002+08:00

There will be some chinese sms competition soon, fuck.
I HATE chinese, im sorry mom, im sorry ms.ng, it just sucks, TO ME.
Isaac's opinion or remarks are weird, how is mario a fat loser? and how is hitler, a NINJA? LIKE, HUH?
xD We were scaring people this morning when they were coming into class, alright georgy's one had to be the best, but unfortunately, i missed it. I scared Shonit and Gideon, aww, priceless. :D It was HILARIOUS. :P Benjamin Wong got scared, and those people with no life, no expression, Benjamin Lin, Joel but he kindof knew we were gonna scare him. We tried to scare Ms Chong :P Okay actually it was my idea, :X BUT, it didn work, she had to go by the back door and we had stacked the front door. =.=
Yeah im super happy with my chinese results, i never in secondary life scored at least a 30 in a chinese test and this time i got.. 37! Yeah woo, i beat like Gideon and Benjamin Lin, the 2 smartest in class :) YEAH.
Yeah i went home, took a shower and.. PLAYED ROCK BAND! Arhar, i chiong drums. I downloaded B.Y.O.B by System Of a Down, the drums were yeah difficult. The hardest i went was medium LOL. I played some song on drums : medium and i failed xP They had some pedal shit lol, they spam blue and red or red and yellow, then give you a rhythmatic pedal scheme, aww damn easy. But overall it was obviously, fun. :D
Aimini doesn have the song i want. :(
Anyone got 'Brainpower' by Freezepop?
Or 'Time We Had' by The Mother Hips? :)
I think all this songs and bands are like unknown to you guys right? Especially The Mother Hips xP I like to say that in a weird manner.
Lol since its a long post i shall stop here, i bet you guys are bored right after reading half of it, but again, i dont nag or drag, i go straight to the point and my posts are fun and funny and interesting and lively and cool and makes you wanna drool k whatever lol bye.
:D I love the last line.

Anoymous your mom.

2009-02-10T21:55:00.003+08:00

*Those who dare not put their own name on my tagboard, pussies.*, Especially that 'passer', real funny dude.

So hey i haven been posting for about 5 days. This is an update.
Jia jin is SUPER X99999999999999999999999 EXTREMELY X9999999999999999999 SIAO LIAO X999999999999999999999999999999 IRRITATING. I do not know how he doesn not know that he is not, and he thinks he is funny, like, WTF. For some reason he doesn know his limits even when people looks damn pissed at him. He has no respect for the teachers, he calls Mr Pang : Pang, or ping piang poom pang. Mr Siraj : Siraj.
Following up on Mr Siraj, YEAH GEORGY LIKES HIM. :D Lol Nicholas is so pissed at me. :P
So yeah was the science test difficult? Well i regretted not studying on energy, but whatever, it's not exam anyway, but it still counts so.. but not a lot, ah whatever.

Continueing the tag i replied to Jia Jin, i am not the 'boss' but rather the CHAIRMAN, CEO, PRESIDENT and EVERY OTHER RANK THERE IS in the -BOOM! ASSOC!AT!ON. So does anyone want to join the -BOOM! ASSOC!AT!ON?
I haven started thinking about the requirements but im sure you could just put down your name and im pretty sure theres a high chance that you will be accepted, except Isaac and, JIA JIN.
Last but not least Jia Jin, please do not advertise your church in my tagboard please?
The slapping game was quite fun eh Reef?

Reuben's a prostitute.

2009-02-04T22:14:00.002+08:00

The title is a fact, "Reuben's a prostitute." Like how many people want to sleep with him man? like.. 3? Lol.
Okay actually Miss Chong increasing the number of words we have to find out the meaning and create sentences with it is more difficult than it seems :X I was barely at 5 when i couldn find anymore words i didn't know the meaning.
I have tough time trying to find local music online, i am sure they do not have, lol. So if anyone have any lobang, :D thank you.
I did some random drawings just now, and i am going to sleep soon.
Hey anyone wanna go to Fall Out Boys?

Ole!

2009-02-01T21:31:00.001+08:00

YEAH NADAL WON THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN! WAHAAH!
Too bad for you Federer fans. ;D

What was that?

2009-01-31T23:50:00.004+08:00

Hey i haven been blogging in a while.
So yeah this is an update.
Firstly, i am recruiting, for the -BOOM ASSOC!AT!ON. Yeah that's right, so if anyone is interested leave a message behind, and be sure to put down your name, unless how would i know who you are? WTF.
So here's a recap for the day:
I woke up, while waiting for my dad to come back with my breakfast, i played my xbox 360. I played Vampire Rain first, and I got irritated and so i changed to fifa 07 instead. I played with my sister then at 1pm i stopped and went to get ready. I reached McDonalds™ at about 1.45pm(suppose to meet at 1.30pm but whatever) and i met Reuben, he was buying lunch. That fat boy. Then so there were Tanyakorn and Jonathan Chng, hmm amazing how he hasn grown, LOL. Matthew's father fetched us to Alvin's house and we somehow got lost trying to find his house(damn difficult cos it's all so everywhere). When we reached there we straight away went to play pool for a while then they had lion dance. Tong cheng tong cheng tong cheng tong cheng~ Yeah then we went to play more pool then ate then went to Alvin's room cos the small kids were terrorising the pool table =.=
Johnathan suggested the we played wrestling, so we ganged up on him while Alvin just fatboyed at the couch. Johnathan complained that we ganged up on him when he suggested that we played wrestling =.= So veryyyyyyyyyyyyy soon it became 4.30pm and Matthew had to leave so we left together cos we did not have any ride back. Tanyakorn and Johnathan came to my house and.. I played Vampire Rain again and had help from them and passed stage 2, but was just too irritated to complete stage 3 so i went on to play Lego Indiana Jones Lol. Played for a while then Tanyakorn so they went home, i ate dinner yeah so that's all.
This is a long post i suppose so to sum up some key points..
-Isaac made a blog go check it out
-Isaac wants to kill Reuben on Monday go check out why in Reuben's blog(if you dont know whats going on ask me)
That's all for this post, bye! It's 12.12am now, OOOO.
Naw actually it's only 12.10 but whatever.

The Guillotine

2009-01-26T20:44:00.002+08:00

Lol i am so bored.
Everyone's out visiting and i am not, well i went in the afternoon.
and i got no one to play whistling sparkles :( WHISTLING DAMMIT! NOT REGULAR ONES!
Alright my sis and mom has agreed to play with me, YEAH, kinda pathetic but, whatever. So i was listening to "The Guillotine" by Escape the Fate followed by "Girl's Not Grey" by Afi then now "Not good enough for truth or cliche" by, Escape the Fate.
I am so bored to even tell you that. Tch, k whatever bye.

Happy Chinese New Year!

:D

WOOWOOWOOWOO

2009-01-26T00:08:00.001+08:00

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! :D
May all your wishes come true, gong xi fa cai , whatever.
lol

Punishment

2009-01-20T17:12:00.005+08:00

I haven been posting in a while. Okay maybe not, but whatever.
So yesterday, Reuben flashed his underwear.
O.o!!

And i have a giant blister at the back of my feet, blaming my new shoes, but.. i have to get used to it, season it, and Reuben NO, not with pepper =.=
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA).

Let's go to the party!~

2009-01-17T23:16:00.001+08:00

This is an update.

Hey hey anyone wanna follow me to miz 29? C'mon, let's go man, CNY is so near, i gotta get new clothes!

Damn that was close!

2009-01-16T18:03:00.003+08:00

Hey i am back after that ray-of-colours post. :D
So i found out that i got fourth in the 'Chairman voting', I don't know whether i should be happy or like.. wtf? fourth? But whatever it is, i am happy that i am not the secretary(HAAH BENJAMIN!). ;D
Oh i forgot to add this into Reuben's new title, "FAT CHEESE TOFU-EATING JAPANESE GIRL WHO SINGS PONYO"

YEAH!

To sum up this post.. : Reuben is fat, he loves cheese tofu, and, he is VERY EXTREMELY X10000000000000000000000000000000 STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!

OBVIOUSLY

2009-01-16T17:40:00.002+08:00

YES REUBEN YOU'LL GROW FAT.

Hello. :D
I'm deciding to post this with different colours for every sentence.
YEAH miz-29 finally has an online store!! Buttttt, unfortunately, i can't freaking view the stuff, so it's useless, DAMN.
Reuben made Ivan pissed today, STUPID CHILDISH FAT JAPANESE GIRL. But now, they're brothers forever again! YEAH!
There's no other colours so im gonna stop here,
REUBEN YOU FAT JAPANESE CHEESE TOFU-EATING GIRL!!

LOL ISAAC

2009-01-14T19:36:00.002+08:00

Haha today during mass workout Isaac got pissed cos Reuben uploaded the picture of his attached earlobe, ;D and guess what? He did his signature *Isaac pissed posture*- 'can stop it anot?' LOL and Reuben being, heartless, nono, immature, joke about it and dont understand that he's really pissed, and continued jiggling him till Isaac was really pissed and he finally got it that he was really pissed. =.=
Okay i got nothing else to say, let me think..
No still nothing so im gonna end it here and go eat my dinner, bye. :D

REUBEN FAT BOY

2009-01-13T22:23:00.002+08:00

Okay here's a recap of the day.
During recess, yes the very moment Reuben increases his fats. He bought spaghetti claiming he wanted to save money, and his normal is - a plate/bowl of rice/noodle which costs $2, and after that 2 cheese tofus which costs $1, and sometimes a drink which costs $0.60-$0.80. So that would cost up to.. $3.60 daily. So he bought his spaghetti that costed $1.50, then after that.. HE GOT TEMPTED AND BOUGHT 2 CHEESE TOFUS(and he ate half of Dominic's cheese tofu, and didn pay). So yes, he'll grow fat.. approximately maybe in a few weeks? Considered that he doesn excercise. Yes, he doesn. ;D
But you gotta check out his blog, http://baoisme.blogspot.com, look at isaac's ATTACHED EARLOBE!

FINALLY LIKE OMG

2009-01-11T22:27:00.002+08:00

Oh gosh like finally i finished my maths holiday homework, it was A LOT.
Other people had like 2 months to finish it, but i had a week. =.= I was given it on Monday, and was expected to pass up tomorrow. I only started doing on Wednesday. So technically, i had only.. 5 days to finish it. It was such a rush. Oh and i watched the highlights from the auditions of American Idol season 7 i think, yeah, oh it was damnnnnnnnnn funny! xDDDDDDD Ah i had other homework that i have to hand up tomorrow, TSK, my maths teacher ah.. driving everyone NUTS!
Damn tomorrow got geography.. i don't know why but thinking of an hour and 10 minutes of geog just made me bored even though my teacher is funny.
Yeah so i should be posting something else tomorrow, bye.

Yes swim!

2009-01-10T22:35:00.003+08:00

Hello.
Maybe i will just tell you what happened today. Well Reuben went to take his EZ link card from Shawn so he came to my house before we left for plaza singapura. Okay when we reached there we went to eat lunch at the kopitiam, we ate beef noodle. Well i kind of was forced to eat it, talking about forced. - We were standing infront of comics connection because we had drinks so we couldn go in, then this volunteer from some charity came up to us. He blabbed about some shit that we could understand, he seriously spoke damn fast. He asked us to donate $10 which is like if you are asking someone to donate, how could you ask for so much right? Greedyass. So i didn have money then, i only had $5, so i jacked him one nice time, BUT, Reuben had to asshole extra 'donate $5 lah, then i contribute the other'. Let me ask you, if your friend asked you to, and infront of the person, would you say no? So i HAD TO DONATE. So after donating, Reuben said he had wasted money. He is such an ASSHOLE. TCH. WHEN IS ROCK BAND 2 FOR XBOX 360 GOING TO COME OUT?!?!?!?!?!? I HATE THIS, WHY ISIT SO LATE. DAMN IT MAN. Oh and in the train we saw this couple that was wearing the same shirt, green polo with white stripes. Haha and Reuben said 'that man deserves a mega burger.' xD That was a damn good joke man.
K so that's all so, bye.

Stupid

2009-01-09T19:33:00.002+08:00

Okay i had to help in the secondary 1 CCA fair. The sec 1s are stupid. Seriously, some when i ask them to join, they say no and they run away! RUN AWAY! Like, wtf? Okay so at least we got quite a lot of sensible people that joined. ;D
And xiao niang re(Little Nonya) has a freaking alternate ending! LOSER WRITER.
Talking about losers, Reuben. Lol, okay, i shall go eat dinner now,
Bye.

Damn.

2009-01-06T20:59:00.003+08:00

Yeah i got very goooooood news.

ISAAC IS THE VICE-CHARIMAN! YEAH! THE SABOTAGE WORKED, PAOLO IS A GENIUS. :D

Gideon is the new chariman and isaac, WOO!
My maths teacher sucks, tch, as always. I got my holiday homework on Monday and she expects it done by next Monday, and, IT'S A LOT.
AV was boring today.. Didn do anything at all =.=
YES!, CCA day is on Friday and those noobcakes gonna get pwned!

WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Hougang Mall Frenzyyyy!~

2009-01-04T21:31:00.002+08:00

Yeah i got nothing to post so i decided to tell you where i've been to these few days.

Hougang Mall.

Yes,
Friday - lunch
Saturday - lunch
Sunday - 3+
Monday - lunch
O.o what's going on damn.

HUH?!

2009-01-03T17:45:00.008+08:00

Okay i just came back from hougang mall, and you know there's some fair going on beside it, like some carnival or whatever. Okay so i bought ramly burger :D YEAH. But, i said 'can i have chicken', i mean the guy was only selling burgers so it made sense, BUT, HE GAVE ME 2 BURGERS. O.o Like, WTF?
But whatever, i just have to eat both. Well one's down, i still have one. LOLLL.

ROFLMAOMGBBQ

2009-01-03T13:20:00.007+08:00

xD Thanks for your concern about Reuben but he's perfectly okay, i
was just KIDDING! LOL!

If anyone is offended by this maybe to you 'joke', i am sorry.

ZOMGGGGGGGROFLLLLLLLLLLLLMAOOOOOOOOOO

VERY NICE. :D

2009-01-01T20:53:00.002+08:00

Aww just had an awesome dinner, cheesy pork chop and cheesy beef steak.
But of course, having an awesome dinner comes with a condition, i had to do the dishes after that. =.=
It sucks.
Aww man school starts tomorrow, no actually im looking forward to it(ZOMG WTF?!) yeah. So i got to sleep early tonight. My hair's short, tsk.
So before i go, for the last time for 2009, HAPPY NEW YEAR! :D Okay whatever.

Chain

2009-01-01T18:47:00.006+08:00

Haha k, so i just found out some stuff about Reuben.
- He suffers from Chiraptophobia ; which is fear of being touched.
- He suffers from Agraphobia ; which is fear of sexual abuse.

Well the reason he suffers from those phobias is because.. Something happened, sigh. I'm not going to tell you cos it would be saddening to say it but, yeah, i think i would let the whole world know so that it wont happen to Reuben again.
Sigh.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

2009-01-01T00:00:00.001+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR! :D

Oh damn topman

2008-12-30T18:24:00.002+08:00

Hey i'm back from Vivocity, ah Ivan, tsk.
Well i was supposed to watch bedtime stories but Ivan could'n make it so i did'n, and i'm not blaming you Ivan but it's the fact. Saw some really cool polos from Topman, but they're really expensive too, tskkkk.
Well school starts in 2/3 days time and i still haven cut my hair, so im hoping the saloon is open tomorrow, if it's not im in so much trouble.

DAMN.

Glassology 2

2008-12-30T01:13:00.002+08:00

Okay this is a follow up on the previous post, glassology.
I bought some nice bright coloured picture frames, to put the awesome photos i bought in Tangalooma, Australia. :D I'm not bragging ah.
Yeah i gotta put em up before the holidays end and i have, hmm, 1 more day. O.o!!

Yeah ie.

2008-12-30T00:44:00.002+08:00

Hey yeah i'm using my computer to post. Ah, it's great to use it again. :D

And, my ie can work WOO! :)

It's 12.50am now. ale~

Bleah

2008-12-29T20:39:00.003+08:00

Okay i just had dinner, my first ever night of tingkat for dinner.
Tingkat is that metal tin that you can stack up.
Yeah k they had this 1 dish that was nice, the only one that was nice, fried egg. The soup was sick, rice was hard and dry =.= the vegetable was so-so. Uhh whatever it is, it wasn a good first time of tingkat dinner. TSKKKKKK.
K that's all, bye.
and Reuben you stupid twithole.

YEAH THE KILLERS!

2008-12-28T18:29:00.004+08:00

Yeah alright my sister gave me The Killers's new album 'Day & Age' for christmas YEAH!
and im suppose to give her the book 'new moon' O.o
I'm listening to Joy Ride now. :D
K bye. and to those people who just want to say 'why go buy the CD can just download from the internet!' yeah just keep it to yourself.

Glassology

2008-12-27T19:44:00.006+08:00

Okay so i went to IKEA yesterday and bought some nice stuff.

Glasses,

a jug,

an oil lantern WOOOO!

xD Oh yeah, and when my mom was queueing up, i went to get hotdogs! YEAH, okay

im not sure if the drinks if refillable or not but, who cares? :D aww let me tell you,

their hotdogs ROCKS!

Anyone wanna go IKEA anytime soon? :D

Tskkkkk.

2008-12-27T18:50:00.003+08:00

Okay i got nothing to post so yeah..
HELLO.
Okay i need suggestions on a drink i made, :D c'mon c'mon help me. It's made up of, O.o wait, its suppose to be a secret.. hmm, nvm. ;D
So school is nearing.. 6 more days, sigh, and i haven do finish my homework yet lol :P

aww

2008-12-26T00:09:00.000+08:00

Aww christmas's over.. but happy boxing day! :D

MERRY XMAS!

2008-12-25T14:11:00.001+08:00

Hello woo it's here, finally, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! :D
My sister's in a Christmas moooood, O.o lol, it's kinda scary at times. Trust me.
Woo just had turkey, ah.. good turkey, gonna have somemore tonight.
K thats all so, once more,
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

OH SHIT

2008-12-25T00:06:00.000+08:00

ZOMG, Santa is kung fu!
Merry Christmas everyone. :D

WOO

2008-12-24T16:36:00.004+08:00

Okay here are the photos.

It's not this white, it's becos i used flash, the actual colour is beige-ish.

The box. The back : Tiger

YEAH WOO

2008-12-24T12:28:00.004+08:00

Yeah alright, yesterday was a very tiring day. Went out from 1pm to 11pm. Went to get my shoes.. and stuff. I guess i don't need to upload any photos of my shoes yeah? Since the previous post has the photo. But i guess im gonna delete that post since i have the shoes already, ah alright, i'll pose the pictures soon. WOOWOOWOO! And reef, it's $149, not $129! Tsk but whatever. I have to say i am happy with the shoes. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :D
Yeah and thanks reef for finding it, so we did'n have to roam around Orchard, phew. Ah i still got homework!, and quite a lot, urgh shit man. Tsk.
Yeah okay so merry eve christmas! Lol.

HAHAHAHA

2008-12-21T23:59:00.001+08:00

Woo while Ivan is still amazed by my awesome psychic power in guessing, he still doesn know how i guessed correct. WAHAHAHAHA. Aww this is wonderful, just wonderful.. Ah Ivan.. ;D

Oh i see.

2008-12-21T22:02:00.004+08:00

Ah Ivan's occupied! He has no more space! Or is he just in a small room? O.o
AHH CLAUSTROPHOBIA!

Ah..

2008-12-21T20:14:00.003+08:00

Okay, just had tang yuan/dumpling, whatever. Ah it was good.. Peanut filling, ah.. Lol. Ah can't wait for Tuesday.. Anyone has recommendation on a good psp game?